Let's get it started; The Black Eyed Peas Let's start the farming, in here. And the spamming starts, tapping tapping, tap tapping tapping, tap tapping tapping, tap tapping tapping, tapping tapping. Making progress? No disrespect. When I bust my moves, y'all break ya necks. We got five minutes before he gets back, So hire all his tutors like a ripple effect. Fighting is inefficient, follow your tuitions, Free your outer soul, break dance the opposition. Cause when we dance it out, girls are pulling shout outs, You wouldn't believe how, the rhythm pans out. Fight em till their fought out, Dance em till their danced out, You wouldn't believe how, we strip you down. Act up from; prank eaves, dance, fight. Everybody, err body! Let's get into it. YOU'RE STUPID! Get farming, get stripping, get farming. Let's all get farming, (Hey!) Let's all get farming, (Ha!) [Repeat 6x] Yeah, Lose control, don't strip to slow Don't move to fast, just keep it smooth. Don't get ahead, don't cheat to do it. Get smarter, farm harder, Y'all hear about me, Captain proves it. You want my skills, my people will walk you through it. Step by step like a forum activist <3 Inch by inch, for the PIMD activist. Crazy hits, you might just lose it! The feelings irresistible, so don't complain when we do it. Get farming, get stripping, get farming. Let's all get farming, (Hey!) Let's all get farming, (Ha!) [Repeat 6x] Yeah, C'mon y'all, let's get rich, woo! Let's get rich (Woo!) Let get rich y'all (Up here) Let's get rich y'all (VIP) Ow ow ow ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya, YOW! Let's get rich, that's the plan, At the campus, we will be the man. Lose your mind, cuz this the time. Y'all test my skill, you might break your spine. Bob your head, like me, CJS, yeah! Up in your club, or in the forums. Get rowdy, loud and crazy. Y'all mount the dance floor in a head trip (What?) Come then now, to late to correct it, let's dance off, and make their heads spin! Get farming, get stripping, get farming. Let's all get farming, (Hey!) Let's all get farming, (Ha!) [Repeat 6x] Yeah.
This ones for the forumers who need a laugh, Hold up, first I just need to get my staff, So then we go to the campus, crazy stuff, Pervs on deck, I wanna to shut em up. It's like their ill, but real, they need to chill, They talk all day, I wish they just take pills, And die, and croak. I hope they all choke. Their always on there, just like a freaking roach. Their all pervy little kids, kids, punch them in the lip, lip Arrows at my hip, hip, make their blood drip, drip, But the forums are what I'm looking for, You'll get slapped if you a hoe (rake) I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a troll, But my, my, my, my, our forums are full. Although its mostly bull, even though it's always dull. Nothing really goes on, so I just sing songs, oh Yes I do, yes I do. Some body tell the noobs just what I do. I am Captain Jack, I smack the trolls up, I shut them up, they all just suck. Forums you got my heartbeat beating away, I don't like Kesha, so I don't know what to say, Can't you hear that, farm fa-farm farm, farm fa-farm farm farming, from me. On walls we see that, cry cr-cry cry, cry cr-cry cry, crybabiness, from you. This is for the girls on the campus, Nobody really cares how you dance, chick, We don't care about your crew or if you Mexican, In tic-tac-to, you got all the exes, We like you more if you spam your club, This is a game, not a homie bar pub. I just give you my look, yeah, you're shook. Then the pervies go off, off. I said, excuse me, your a hell of a perv, Coming back here, you have some nerve, I mean, look at those thighs. Did you super size? Yes you did, yes you did. Please tell this idiot who the hell I is. I am Captain Jack, I smack the Pervs up. Make them shut up. Cause they all suck. I don't need you in my life, go away. But but but but I know you'll stay. And we all know that's pretty gay (No homo) Forums you got my heartbeat beating away, I don't like Kesha, so I don't know what to say, Can't you hear that, farm fa-farm farm, farm fa-farm farm farming, from me. On walls we see that, cry cr-cry cry, cry cr-cry cry, crybabiness, from you.
That was the only entire Parody I could rap. And I absolutely LOVE it!!! Hard to rap because I was laughing a lot of the time.
The only one I remember is the Billionaire one. "Met a really nice girl but I smell like sweat", something like that.