when I was a noob

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IN-toxicating_CherryPinotNoir, May 6, 2017.

  1. I upgraded my little t1s like a champ :(
     
  2. Am I at Max plunder?
     
  3. I wasted my ecs asking out guys i broke up with in this game. I
    also wasted my cash upgrading my dorm mates instead of renting new rooms. That's why my stats are still low and im op. And now I'm broke asf and trying hard to ug ?
     
  4. When I was a noob the noob life chose me
     
  5. I still don't get half the crap on here
     
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  7. Once upon a time, I was a noob and I still am :)
    I always thought "Join the Party" means there would be some animated character dancing and singing, smh :D
     
  8. -When I was a noob (I still am ?) I thought entering a club means you are able to dance.
    -I also thought that all players here are all computers so it's okay to chat with anyone.
    What's on my mind that time?
    "Hey this computer players are awesome"
    "omg im in a rs with a computer"
    - I also used to enjoy hitting on other players before, like when im fighting em, im thinking that they were receiving my punches.
    Ohkay. kbai.
     
  9. 
     
  10. You still are a noob Jo 
     
  11. 1. It took me three years to get out of the noob stage and when I received my first pimdbank reward, I thought they were an infinite source and that I really hit the jackpot.

    2. When I went to war, I thought my stats were so high that nobody wanted to hit me bc they'd fail sooo hard. Yeah... that was totally why.

    3. I thought being able to gift rooster sauce and skinny jeans made you rich, ergo I would gift others those to impress them. I thought I was the .

    4. Thought I was big and bad for reaching 100kcs. I used to threaten little stats and acted condescending.

    5. I finally dug up one of my oldest accounts on here and I found out I had 108m and a lot of pimdbank I didn't use, all the while still being 5kcs.

    6. When there was a 5x promo, I thought there was a glitch and therefore I was exploiting it. [insert hackerman meme].

    In conclusion, I was a narcissistic and delusional fellow when I was a noob. Ahhh, the good old days. ?
     
  12. When I was a noob I guess I was pretty lucky cos I was picked up early on and taught how to upgrade properly. I joined a club that warred a lot and learnt how to war, then caught the attention of a VIP player on campus. He hired me and we became really good friends. I joined his club which was one of the biggest at the time and would have been really hard to get into otherwise so I got taught well pretty early on.
     

  13. Forgot to add this one,

    When I had my first ever cc party an admin told us that we are allowed to use carepacks and I remembered that I bought smthng with a carepack name at store so I said:
    "I have a lot of carepacks *insert name here* "
    Wanna know which carepack i was talking about?

    IT WAS THE MOM'S CAREPACKAGE FOR DEFENSE! ??
     
  14. I wanted to chase you up because your use of the word quota was wrong. You meant calculation.
     
  15. When ppl asked me if I was an "Alt" I'd say yes,thinking the meaning of alt was slang for an adult.
     
  16. Uuuhhh yeaahh… when i was noob very very newbie to this game, i don't know how to earn money other than doing job. But then i tried to post "Follow me" in campus, because so many people do that. Ehhh suddenly i got hired by soooooo many people… it's like "Ohh this is the fast way to earn money!!" so everyday i keep saying follow me in campus until someone explain what they were doing was not because i said follow me, but because i'm so underpriced and people need volley for their money and that time i was to OP for another volley :lol:
     
  17. When I started, back in the old days, if people suddenly started volleying, they then taught the newbie how to upgrade and sat in pm with them while they did it. These days, the profit from a successful newbie is nothing and so many people are here just for a hook up and not to play that no-one bothers. For small players in clubs it was great, we'd find a newb, volley to 5088 stats at 350k then sell them to a bigger member of our club who was happy we'd done the work and they had an active tut
     
  18. When I was a noob 4-5 years ago me and a friend thought if someone had cash out they would pay more ( as farming was the way to make cash) sadly we stripped an inactive farm only to find it did almost nothing  good times lol
     
  19. Ahaha ikr I remember copying and pasting instructions to new players, and then watching them grow. It was fulfilling lol
     
  20. I used to read SFW as Safe For Work ??‍♀️