When can we get married?

I can be it Nick 

 

I'll be the maid of honor. Trololol.

 

Sorry Blade, I'm best man

 

You're not even 50kcs dude so you're not strong enough to be it

 

It's because I'm black, isn't it? You are a racist, Blade!

 

Nope I'm not racist cause I didn't say anything bad I just said you're stats aren't good enough because you're not 50kcs

 

im in warツ

 

Congrats on your engagement!

 

Umm when ever you want to baby doll I love you I will marry you I do

 

I can be your best woman 

 

Oh so you are just sexist then blade?

Who do you not hate? I will try harder to be like that so I can meet your stringent requirements

 

I never hate any one I'm not a hater so shut up

 

Ok good so I'm the best man 

 

That's for him to decide

 

Look, Nick. I know you want to be nice to Blade.
You can keep saying I won't be it so you don't hurt anyone else's feelings.  I know who it will really be.

 

 NOT me 