You're an example of everything wrong with youth. Our world is failing, and it's your generation who will have to save it...we are all screwed.
Broke my knee skating, shattered it and needed a reconstruction. About a year layer hit it in a car crash out in the bush, Luckily it didn't get to damaged that time. At the hospital though the first time, I got happy gas aswell as these other painkillers, my knee was so swollen they needed to use a syringe to my knee to decrease the swelling. I don't know if it was the gas or just not being able to feel anything for a while but I did find it quite funny to watch them with that giant syringe. First 4 hours were painless, after that it was excruciating pain for weeks and couldn't walk or 5 months. Not as bad as some here but it wasn't a fun experience
I jumped up holding onto my couch, came back down and landed on my ankle sideways and I heard a pop and crack and I couldn't move my ankle or walk for days......yup it hurt like a mother
When I was 3 I was jumping on a chair and it fell....so I cracked my head and got stitches!! That was my first injury!!!! But then I cracked my head 2 more times...I forgot how! One time when I was 7 I fell off my bike and got 2 bobos And I have other injuries........I was a bad girl!!
The one when I almost died laughing at someone who misspelled "injury." Soooo... I guess if I had to say it correctly: "I broke my laugh box"