What's your pimd lovestory ?

isn't this nic character the same one who is all about that teenage angst

 

I wouldn’t know. I’m pretty sure it’s a Jaco alt, but he just defended himself pretty well... I have to give credit where it is due.

 

WOW! I learned new things today

 

it is a jaco alt

 

You guys and your alts...?

 

Hip hip horray for Jaco the dragon slayer

What a hero

 

I have yet to meet my lover but it’ll never happen because people think I’m a girl then they think I’m a man ? so they just stop talking to me

 

My story goes like this:



I love


I stopped loving




I loved again




I stopped loving






To conclude, I’m loving



? True Story

 

this brought tears to my eyes

 

I never wanted to say this... but I guess I have to roll with the lesser of the two evils here 

 

here's my story...

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

 

can you just. not?

 

issa joke.

 

You’re a joke. You and your alt’s... get better material. You’re not funny.

 

First of all, my name is Draymond Johnson. You will refer to me as 4NIC Da Great tho.

 

i dont have any alts what are you talking about

 

Why don't you just tell them what you are? If you are a girl, I'd advise you to be careful

 

Alts are highly recommended.

 

my apologies. it's a 4NIC Da Great, aka draymond "jaco" johnson, alt

 

I-ite n... whatever. I gave you a lil credit for backhanding the hell out of your opponent but don’t push it bruh man.