OK... I'm going to try without being too bad. At no point should there have to be a scented condom... lol not much to elaborate there. The glow in the dark condoms always make me think about how glow in the dark items have to be " charged " prior to glowing.. now would you use a flashlight? Or just wait under a lamp? The glow in the dark could be helpful for those that need guidance in the dark, or just really like the idea of light sabers... OK I'm done lol