What would You do?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. But like, imagine it:

    It's slowly climbing up the stairs, you're standing by the door. But it's like, watching you.... walking slowly... Kinda like how a lion stalks it's prey... You have time to shut the door, unless you're scared shit less.... Hahaha
     
    #21 ltachi, Oct 30, 2012
  2. There is a difference tho...once the lion is seen it charges...it's seen that you've seen it...why would it give you a chance to escape? It wouldn't, it would charge at you.

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    #22 War-King, Oct 30, 2012
  3. You still got the chance to shut the door and run the fuck out tho.. It wouldnt be lightning quick. I mean, it's better running the fuck out, than just closing your eyes and wait for death..... lol
     
    #23 ltachi, Oct 30, 2012
  4. I would jump out of my window
     
    #24 -Glenn-, Oct 30, 2012
  5. I would Laugh
     
    #25 _MooCow, Oct 30, 2012
  6. Laugh at my friend being dumb and offer it milk and cookies
     
    #26 *TER-DeadIy (01), Oct 30, 2012
  7. Yes like santa...
     
    #27 *TER-DeadIy (01), Oct 30, 2012
  8. I would still
    Scream
     myself
    Throw shit down stairs
    Slam door
    Run
    Get in car
    Never come back home
     
    #28 WitchMother, Oct 30, 2012
  9. Scream and probably stamp on its face before running away crying 
     
    #29 MEGADETH_SCOWAN, Oct 30, 2012
  10. I say to it,,,,,,,sit,,sit,,,gud doggig,,,here's a meat like ham or pig,,and it will ue miy pet dog,,,
     
    #30 nerdest, Oct 30, 2012
  11. I'd get myself eatten by crying then trying to run. 
    And it would smell piss in the air. 
     
    #31 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Oct 30, 2012
  12. *like
     
    #32 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Oct 30, 2012
  13. I think peeing/pooping yourself is a great defense technique because what animal will eat you if your covered in pee/poop? Just a though...also if I saw it I would look behind the thing and scream in a cheap attempt to get it to turn around and then run like hell.
     
    #33 TOTS-Marty, Oct 30, 2012
  14. I'd say, "Come get some you *******!" Then run like hell.
     
    #34 _Tron, Oct 30, 2012
  15. Looks friendly, I'd give it a hug 
     
    #35 *-RL-MiZZ- (01), Oct 30, 2012
  16. I would pet it and name is Wolfy. 
     
    #36 Ye_Old_Pedo, Oct 30, 2012
  17. Wait.... Where'd you get a picture of my uncle richie?
     
    #37 _Tron, Oct 30, 2012
  18. *it
     
    #38 Ye_Old_Pedo, Oct 30, 2012
  19. It reminds me of smile dog 
     
    #39 MEGADETH_SCOWAN, Oct 30, 2012
  20. It doesn't even lift don't worry.
     
    #40 *-RL-MiZZ- (01), Oct 30, 2012
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