I would murder chuck Norris, eat twenty ghost peppers, steal the tardis, break into a super secret klondike bar holding cell, steal it, run from guard dogs, then eats it.
I would run a marathon while singing random songs from Today's Hits, barefoot, in a 'itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini' that I would wear for the first time today >_<.
I've heard that phrase... But what the heck is a Klondike bar?! Haha I don't think my small town sells those