Well, boys and girls.. A long time ago, before you were born, you lived in a different planet.
For some reason, calamities started to overcome your whole planet and everyone inside was forced to leave.
The planet you were from was filled to the brim with liquid substance. This was good for you, as at that time, you only had a head and a tail- for movement purposes.
A few billion of the citizens of that planet were rushing to get out to get to space, where there would be a capsule that would provide safety, if any one of you got to it.
You swam as fast as you could to the capsule and was safe.
The others were swallowed up by the calamities and didn't make it.
However, in some cases, a friend or two swam just as fast a you and made it too.
Remember, this was out of a few billion citizens.. You were the first to reach the capsule, which later transported you here for earthly life.
You ARE a champion.