WHAT IF???

Than i can get paid overtime

What if u woke up with 6 roaches sucking on your bottom lip

 

I'd say Breakfast is served.

What if I fell on my face then try to flirt with the next thing I see that moves?

 

What if this thread never existed?

 

Then ud never post that

What if ur house is on fire?

 

Ill lead my people to carnival, to play! And let my people wath walking dead, to know what shall they must do to overcome apocalypse.

What if im the pimd_admin and give free 10 ec for all, for christmas gift?

 

I'd be mad cuz I'd rather get 10b.

What if you dreamt Freddy Kruger?

 

I would still eat it. IT'S ICE CREAM FOR GOD'S SAKE  or maybe I'd just keep to gelato or froyo.

What if one day you found out all the dolls/teddy bears in your room actually talked/sang/danced/parties while you were away or asleep. 

 

I'll talk and dance with them

WHAT IF I SUDDENLY FELL INLOVE WITH YOU?

 

Cows would be dry.

 

I would cry.

What would you do if you would win a billlllion?

 

I would successfully ruin Christmas...unlike the last grinch.

What if you had to eat with your butt and poop out your mouth like that South Park episode?

 

I would pee on the dirt to show my appreciation.


What if TUPAC never DIED? 

 

Rappers like Chief Keef would be broke and stand no chance in music... Ever. 

What if we stopped playing this game

 

I would kill myself instead


What if bacon stopped being manufactured?

 

Suicide would be a bigger thing.

What if there were no VIP on pimd?

 

Then I would quit pimd or play till I get old n die

What If ur phone will get smashed by a car?

 

I'd get a new better phone!

What if you got shot In 30 seconds?

 

I'd pee myself
What if I really wasn't a Peanut?

 

U really are not a peanut -.- if u think u are then u need mental support ?

What if we"d live in bottom of sea ?

 

I be a MER-MAN !!..,


What if PIMD forget to post new X-mas items this year?!