What hurts more:Giving birth or taking a bad poop

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GoogleorYahoo, Aug 17, 2014.

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  1. Justin, go get laid and when you're pregnant, and are due to give birth, and then push that bloody baby out, invite me to the room so I can't stand and laugh 
     
    #41 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  2. Can* so many typos. Not my day
     
    #42 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  3. babies come out wet and with lots of lub over it and poops are dry and hard.. sooo
     
    #43 -_A_-Stunner, Aug 17, 2014
  4. So..pushing out a watermelon sized HUMAN out of a little thingy..then taking a crap. Uhm. Hard one.
     
    #44 Candle35, Aug 17, 2014
  5. Not lubricated.. Blood is not a lubricant.. You wanna push a pair of shoulders out the end of your part?
     
    #45 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  6. I get laid 5x a week. I don't need a grumpy, middle aged woman telling me what to do. 


    I'm a guy, males do not get pregnant.

    No one asked you to get pregnant.


    Science lesson of the day:

    Female ****** are very flexible. Terms such as "loose ***** " are very fake. The ****** muscles can go back to it's original size in a week after giving birth.

    ******* are not flexible. You try taking a huge ****
     
    #46 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  7. Middle Aged? 
     
    #47 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  8. You gave me hints.
     
    #48 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  9. Hate to tell you I'm younger than you think 
     
    #49 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  10. How young Mrs. Rina?
    You must be fun at parties. 
     
    #50 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  11. Rina and Destiny both put a smile on my face in the first few pages..thanks for that. I needed a good laugh!
     
    #51 Candle35, Aug 17, 2014
  12.  18 years young sir  Glad someone liked it.
     
    #52 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  13. We're at the same age grandma.
    There's absolutely no need to be formal.
     
    #53 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  14.  God was just copying you mister fancy pants
     
    #54 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  15. Gee tanx i lyke beeing colled God

    Good enough for ya?
     
    #55 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  16.  muchs btrsss
     
    #56 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  17. Uwotgrumpyoldladym8?
     
    #57 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  18.  Mate shudup.
     
    #58 RinaBoBina, Aug 17, 2014
  19. Wot?
    Howboutyoushutupandstopbeingagrumpyoldlady
    Youmustbesooooofunatparties
     
    #59 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Aug 17, 2014
  20. You guys lost me.
     
    #60 Candle35, Aug 17, 2014
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