What do you think about in the shower

??? someone behind me while I'm shampooing my hair...

 

I think of sammiches…and how I could go about making the most perfect sammich. Sourdough bread, mayo, lettuce, tomato, bacon, pastrami, salami…you know…

 

I think about how my day could have gone completely different. What if I peed first THEN drank water. Or what if I drank water, ate, THEN peed. Would I have died?

Also, a great thought. What if my wife Candice Swanepoel magically appears .

 

How small my dick is

 

For the last couple days it's usually how much I hate leg day 

 

I dont take showers. Does washing my hands count?

 

I make the hardest life decisions ever in the shower

 

:| i think about the last convo i had before getting in the shower and i think about this question
"If you are fully under water are you realy wet"

 

I sing....... No thinking.

 

I think mathematical calculations. I can't stop thinking

 

I always think about you

 

I think I'm a Rock Star 

 

Have I just washed my hair or not I can't remember 

 

 Spanky.

 

I think about how warm my boobs are
There like heat packs to go


 

I sometimes get philosophical. Other times I just think how good all my bath products smell.

 

Shampoo, repeat, condition, shave, exfoliate, wash. Plus how I'm killing the Earth taking these ridiculously long showers .

 

 I think about how messy my bro is, and how much I wish we had two bathrooms  how is it humanly possible to get shampoo and conditioner everywhere when your hair is a centimetre long?!?! ? and why not rinse it off the tiles and glass?  And does your toothbrush REALLY need to take up a whole freaking shelf on the shower caddy? ?

Or I'm thinking about what if actually do if a spider were to land on me while I was flashing my hair or face..  probably scream, try to get it off, slip and break my arm 

Yep.. Shower time is fun 

 

I always think someone is behind me. It's a constant look-behind-you kinda phobia thing.