What do you know?

[Brother_Matt]

Matonbaby is part of my bromancing harem. He ranks number two on my bromancer charts. 

 

[-MaToN-]

Just number two? I thought what we had was special Matt?!


~M

 

[Brother_Matt]

Number one is my HERMANO JOPOBABY!!!  Don't be jealous ok? I love you many many too!!! 

 

[TheAndi]

One Direction:
Liam has a phobia of spoons.
Niall is wearing Invisibraces.
Liam has only one kidney.
Louis likes to wear strips.
Zayn's real name is Zain, but he changed it cause it sounded cooler.
Harry likes a pussy. 
Louis likes girls who eat carrots.
All of One Direction's members auditioned separately, and did not make it to Simon Cowell's house for the finals, but were given another chance and were put together in a band and eventually placed third in The X Factor.

Gotta love 'em.

 

[TheAndi]

*stripes

 

[TheAndi]

OHMYGOODNESS, Harry's fact is not in a perverted way, okay. I meant a cat.

 

[TheAndi]

OHMYGOODNESS, Harry's fact is not in a perverted way, okay. I meant a cat. 

 

[-Le_Hungry_Noob-]

Matt you said I was special 
I have juicy lips.

 

[-Le_Hungry_Noob-]

I should be first 

 

[Brother_Matt]

Yes JuicyLips! You are special! None of my bromancers have juicy lips! Only you! 

Ok, I will place you in my "untouchable" group where I am the only one who can enjoy your red juicy lips! Gloss it up, baby!!! 

 

[-Le_Hungry_Noob-]



 

[-AC-blockey-]

Goldfish have a memory of approximately 3 seconds 