Cause I love the GFC so much, Imma write you a fanfiction for it ok. Plot, but on steroids (long post incoming): Part 1 Adam: "Hey man, can I get a house?" Bob: "Even though you're just a broke ass college who has never paid their bills before, and probably in a huge amount of debt?" Adam: "...yes." Bob: "OK SOLD! WOOOOH! Now all you need to do is like pay me $3 a year and you get to keep your house!" Part 2 Chris: "Ey yo wtf Bob? You know that broke boi is just going to wreck the house and not pay off the house." Bob: "Chill Chris, I got these swanky ass Wall Street folks who's paying me for every house I sell, ok?" Chris: "Wot the f- Every house? Even if I sell it to a beggar, you get their money?" Bob: "Hell yea. Even if the kid runs off without paying, I still get paid. Now find me some beggars to trick!" Part 3 Dave: "Okay, so, I bought these shitty mortgages from Bob, right?" Ethan: "Yeah, man. Dumbest shit you could ever do. You're from fuckin Wall Street. Who tf is going to invest in that?" Dave: "Now, wait. What if I told you: I bought 1000 of these mortgages? You tellin me all these 1000 shit mortgages are gonna fail????" Ethan: "ooooooooooo" Part 4 Ethan: "In conclusion, my friend Dave's plan will never fail and we all should invest in it." Investors: "HOLY FUCK THATS A MIRACLE." Banks: ":O WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL." COMMONERS: "OMG FREE MONEY TIME TO INVEST-" 1 YEAR LATER Adam: "Man I can't payoff this house, lemme tell Bob I'm bankrupt." Bob: "WTF. You're bankrupt? Fo fuck sake lemme tell Dave." Dave: "STOP CALLING ME TO TELL ME ABOUT THESE SHIT MORTGAGES YALL ARE BANKRUPTING OVER. I'VE HAD LIKE 23 MILLION CALLS FROM ALL THE OTHER MORTGAGE MAN I BOUGHT FROM. Ethan: "WAIT WHAT? YOUR 1000 SHIT MORTGAGES ALL FAILED? YO BUT-" Investors: "What about-" Banks: "-all the money-" Commoners: "-we invested? " There's like a whole lot of details I skipped out on, but that's it. That's like the whole GFC on crack.
being born, start studying, getting job to pay for your child's education for them to get decent job repeat 🔄
Give it a year you'll have enough content, and a bigger, more interesting GFC this time. This one will be the foundation for the complete revamp of the monetary system
When you get scammed...scam back 🌝 (To that same person tho) Biggest scam IMO Trash Bags. “Ladrón que roba a Ladrón, mil años de perdón.”
When the Nazis were occupying France, they stole all their wine or forced then to sell it at stupid low prices, ofc, but the idiots didn't know what good wine was. So the French would fill the nice bottles with the worst wine, barely grape juice, then happily gave it to the Nazis. Teehee. 🤭 Idk if it's the biggest scam, but it's one of the biggest in wine, and wine is my life. 🌝
I hate paying for trash bags too. But it beats the alternative of having to scrub out a nasty trash can everyday
Clickbait-y spam ads that look like they'll give my device a virus if I even so much at look at them longer for 30 seconds are the worst