This guy is like the most amateur chef on masterchef. If they had a show called mastertroll or masterexposer Or masterjustdoinganythingright OP would be there in the signups flambe'ing potatoes and he'd burn them down to the core so that they had the texture of moon rocks, steaming the beef, and covering it all in strawberry jam, banana with the peel still on, and the only pickle to ever have gone moldy.
Maybe he was letting us know about his dastardly deeds on another game forum. Since I haven't seen him wreck anything here yet