ways to get kicked from a hotel

If he don't get hurt from that then it's obviously not a guy 

 

Introduce the manager to ur Invisible unicorn, bob, and say he is starving and needs to eat an ugly person every hour so can he you(you being the manager)

 

Steal a lamp cuz yer off yer heed

 

Mate with a donkey that is riding on a human 

 

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Dress up as Santa Claus and ho ho ho and disturb the manager and say, only coal for you and tickle him

 

Strip off my clothes when I call for hoyse cleaning. Then moan everytime she turns on the vacuum. 

 

do a nude run in the lobby then start screaming n freaking out 

 

I'd actually do a lap dance on the check in counter, but that would be a bit extreme. 

 

 coming from an 11 year old

 

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Roflmfao. Yes. I know. 


I get carried away sometimes. 

No, often. ._.

But yes. 

 

more like all the time 


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If I get a dollar everytime I hear that, I'd tap dat ass one more time.

 

lol wut?  *poker face*

god I looooove funnyjunk 


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