WASTING THE YEAR AWAY~

While we are wasting the year away I have some jokes.

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML
 
I spent the last minutes standing on a chair counting down with Big Ben (our clock in London), drinking double Jack and coke and blowing party poppers up in my face. 
 
All those beers like busweiser and coors light suck if you know anything about beer. Plineys the elder is the best beer in existence right now.  but it's extremely rare and expensive 
 
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