Wanna playhouse?

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Cheesy pickup line time! One per post. Aim for no repeats


Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you

 

[*MsRandomLovesAll (01)]

Could u tell ur panted to stop pointing at meh it rude

 

[*MsRandomLovesAll (01)]

pants srry

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Lmao

 

[*MsRandomLovesAll (01)]

Hahahahahah

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Your body is a wonderland and I wanna be Alice

 

[kittehwars]

The word of the day is legs. So why don't we go to your place and spread it.

 

[*Salrion (01)]

Walk up to a girl and hand her a packet of sugar and say "You dropped your nametag."

 

[*kickurkeester (01)]

*looks girl up and down. Crosses his arms* how you doing 

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

More?

 

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

Guuuurl did u just fart?
'Cause you blew me away 

Best. Pickup line. Freaking. Ever!

 

[*james0111 (01)]

Wanna go to my house and play soldiers you can blow my rocket up

 

[TheAndi]

Look at the keyboard.. U and I are together

Buuut.

Look below it. It says JK .

 

[Maggie2007]

" Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "

 

[*bubsiee (01)]

I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me? It is their a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in them.

 

[*bubsiee (01)]

I meant is there *