As your new mod ill do my best to do the following items: 1. Silence those who post on walls about bumps, volleys, and tanks 2. Silence those who disagree with kingwayne's policies and procedures 3. I will lock threads faster than any other mod in history 4. Silence those who consistently tattle tail in the mods forum group I promise to only abuse my powers once a day except on weekends. There's a new sheriff in town! I'm Lord Bane and I've approved this message
I will also silence and ban RP'rs unless it is with myself, kingwayne or any members of his administration.
silently-ish observing our good kings generous dealings for his people. That right hand womanship shall be mine. Hot pants on standby Wayne.
I will begin a campaign with ATA to make words like swag and smexy (or any variation) in a players name will get the following treatment: 1. Silence them until the name is changed 2. Take it upon myself to change the name myself (they won't like my names)
(To the tune of Here Comes the Boom) BANE! Here comes the BANE! Ready or not, how'd you like him now? BANE! Here comes the BANE!
I will also employ a press secretary to do the follow: 1. Post a humiliating thread as to whom and why I silenced an individual 2. Announce my current policies 3. Supply me racy photos of Jessica Alba or any other girl I desire