Vine

Who wants lasagna

 

What up, I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fuckin read.


I don't care about my haters so if you wanna fight me, then fight me.

I just looked up what slay means.. WHAT DA HEYUCK!? I do not kill people, I swear I do not slaaay.

I want to be famous

Ayo what up, it's ya boi, skinny penis,

*Sees rat* Hzuuugggghhh

 

How could I forget

Hey how are those chicken strips?

FÛCK ya chicken strips!

*Yells out of window* fuck ya chicken strips!

 

I just got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome.
So now I take Adderall.

 

“Two bros chilling in the hot tub. Five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”

 

What did you do???

I SHAVED MY EYEBROWS!!

Why did you do that?

I. DONT. KNOW!!!

 

O ew is this what you guys do with your time

 

I wanna be a cowboy baby
I wanna be a cowboy


How old are you?
I'm sixteen I'm a grandmother

 

I am confusion
This is Kansas
While this is not our Kansas
America explainnn

 

Vine is dead. Let it rest in peace