Vampires?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. This thread is dumb.
     
  2. Anya: o: wait, he hit Jake?? o.o is that even possible?
     
  3. He called my husband jakey poo only I can do that 
     
  4. I'm a vampire I suck blood and burn in sunlight. I'm exceedingly handsome and can get anyone to do whatever I want with a gaze. i love compelling people.
     
  5. ohh!! i thought you meant he battled him! xD
     
  6. WOAH. I just realised something.Do you sparkle in sunlight like a little girly?
     
  7. I love how Emu insists she is the goddess of vampires.

    "You broke the black veil"

    What kind of family do you have? You hide what you are because you fear others opinion of you.

    Pffffft. You are a disgrace to all vampires.
     
  8. while we are making crap up...is now the time to mention I'm a REAL life Potato?




    Yes. Yes I am. True story.
     
  9. I did hit Jake.

    Full unload.

    9/12/2

    I'd probably hit the store and buy some chips, cookie.
     
  10. Chloe.

    I appreciate your openness and bravery in admitting what you are.

    These other psychos all think humans are the only type of being on this rock.

    So naive.
     
  11. We potatoes get it tough......
     
  12. I went to Hogwarts.?I came out with ten N.E.W.Ts and I now work at the Ministry of Magic in the Department of Mysteries.
     
  13. What did I just read? 
     
  14. Vampires ain't real, enough said!
     
  15. Thats pretty cool
     
  16. I need food....

    You also need a history lesson.
     
  17. PLEASE tell me you're trollin! 
     
  18. Not even a troll. Just stupid.
     
  19. Willy come at meh! I got my stake ready 