Percyous:I remember, everything,-looks at garlic and jumps away- ok, what complete and total idiot brought garlic close to a vampire!?!?!?!?
Percyous: I remember now, when my ex broke up with me for the human I lost my memories, hmm, I barely remember anything from that period of time, what did I do miss Jodie?
Percyous:Yeah, left me for a human, I remember wishing I wasn't on a no flesh or blood diet so I could eat him,
She would have lost him if I wasn't on that darn diet, but I had to let her new human guy live so I just broke a few of his limbs,
-adds roast potatoes and veg the serves vegetable Wellington with salad for me then carries it through- Jodie: ok dinner is ready