Well y'know.. gramps just doesn't have the energy he had 20 years ago... It takes me a bit of time to write :$. So you'll have to bear with me.
I'm Cletus, the cousin from the questionable southernmost part of the family that no one remembers and plays the banjo. I'm illiterate, pay no mind to me
No, Grandpa Roy sees me as a butler to cater to his every needs. e.e Which, is buying him beers and renting prostitutes. .-. *shudders*