Truth or Dare

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012.

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  1. So?  lol
     
    #81 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  2. So I'm apparently old...
     
    #82 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  3. So? 
     
    #83 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
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    #84 Wife, Feb 22, 2012
  5. She is not old. She is lieing.
     
    #85 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
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    #86 Wife, Feb 22, 2012
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    #87 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012



  8. I am lying?
     
    #88 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  9. Marry me!
     
    #89 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  10. But I'm supposed to be old!
     
    #90 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  11. "Supposed" 
     
    #91 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  12. Mmmhhhmmm. 
     
    #92 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  13. Yes right? 
     
    #93 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  14. I never said that...




    Alas, I can't marry thee because it would break my aloof sexy pirate illusion, which apparently I had at one point, and my age would be compromised. I just can't keep up with the young bucks anymore.



    Aargh!
     
    #94 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  15. Is this Shakespeare-ish language? 
     
    #95 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  16. Eh. More than likely. 
     
    #96 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  17. I don't care about your pirate illusion . You can do it!
     
    #97 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  18. Nope. Y'all youngins are just too fast for me.  I'll never have the strength I did have when I was young...the stamina...all gone because I'm supposedly old.  I sadden myself.
     
    #98 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
  19. Ill help you 
     
    #99 -Nephirus-, Feb 22, 2012
  20. Good heavens, but that's not necessary! I haveth my cane! And walker! And...erm...denture cream!
     
    #100 Azarah6, Feb 22, 2012
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