tricky wish

I wish that the unicorn was evil!

I wish I could help.

 

I wish you were a mouse


I wish I was older

 

I wish you were ancient

I wish for hope

 

I wish hope was exterminated in world war 2


I wish I was never awesome

 

I wish you could be partially cool, which you aren't.


.-. Thats harsh.



I wish I was a single called organism

 

*celled.-.

 

I wish you were stood on



I wish I had a banana

 

I wish you dropped and slipped on that banana.

I wish I had cake!

 

I wish I ate it




I wish I had a cat

 

I wish the cake had mold


I wish for a bamboo forest to be planted for the pandas.

 

._. I wish your cat had rabies.

 

I wish the forest burned down 

I wish for nothing!

 

I wish you got something

 

I wish I wasnt going to bed right now

 

I wish ur bed became a monster and ate u.

I wish for snow!

 

I wish for sun ti melt the snow!

I wish tv shows were better!

 

I wish that ur eyes could only see bad things!

I wish I had a balloon!

 

I wish the balloon encountered a needle and popped!

I wish chairs were higher!

 

I wish that u became too short for the big chairs!

I wish that I was poor! 

 

I wish chair legs didn't exist

I wish for a chihuahua