Too Gentlemanish-kinda-weirdish Hermish Some-ish?

CheekyChloe said:
Yep. This is the thread for all you dummies who can't keep a girlfriend. THAT'S RIGHT! FREE HAMBURGERS TO THOSE WHO DO DUMP THEM PANSIES!


.... Seriously. That happened once. Some fat kid in my school dumped his girlfriend, (only gal ever to talk to him and is his omly friend) for a damn hamburger. Why? He didn't bring his lunch. :/



Idiots.


Men. Oh how I wished you were as creative........................ As a cupcake. Yeah. YOU MEN LACK CREATIVITY.


But that doesn't stop me from drooling at your abs. :/. Jk. Abs are fake. >:L. The only good thing they're for is for Taylor Lautner's use! AKA jacob from Twilight. Why...? He TAKES HIS DAMN SHIRT EVERYTIME THE MOVIE PROMISES HE'D SAVE BELLA. Or a damn kiss scene... Whatever. But I always see him taking off his shirt. ><.




Now back to the point.



As I said, guys lack creativity some days. A simple bouqet of flowers and a card that says "I'm a ******. Forgive me." DOES NOT. ALWAYS. GET THE GIRL BACK.


If it was a small thing like you forgot her Bday or something, sure! Because girls are picky, and fussy, and bossy, and annoying, and complaining-ishy something.



So yeah.


CREATIVITY!!!!


One of the most cutest ultra kawaii things I've seen on youtube.


A song sang by a guy dedicated to his GF who broke up with him because she was moving to another country. His voice sounded okay, butthemainpointisthathewascreative.


Then another creative thing.


Recently, when my mom decided to get divorced and was in NORTHERN CHINA WAAYYY up there. Not like this warm hot city island, an area right below Soviet Russia. Mhmm.


And my stepdad decided he's take a plane ride and beg my mom for forgiveness. Even bought the most expensive chanpagne and chocolates in the supermarket where we buy stuff.



Yeah. That's how little GG's life here went downhill. And I was so sure it'll happen~. Not a step-dad hater, he was just pretty damn lazy and immature. :/. No. Not the type of immature like I am,  it's the lazy college graduate kid who doesn't have a job an plays xBox all day immature.


... He is now my idol. Chopped off twebty zombies' head in one blow.


... I <3 you. YOU SHALL BE NAME PEPPER FOR YOU ARE MY IDOL.



Those are about the most creative things I couldthinkoff.Don'tjudgemeI'mnotdoingthistoentertainyouI'mdoingthistogiveyouadvice.:/


Step 2!


DON'T WEIRD THE GIRL OUT.


First impressions such as dates?


Well.. Advice to you, playah, girls don't dig nervous guys who keep acting like a gentleman when they're really thugs that beat the crap outta ya.

Yep.


Act smoothly and cool. Compliment the girl sometimes, but don't overdo it. A simple, "You look beautiful!"


Will do it.


For an example, we had a party on the day we departed Singapore, (long story. I was in a touring guild for kids. :p) and we had a BQQ party. I burned somebody's marshmallow off. :3


Yeah. This guy had a thing for me I guess, and kept stalking and pestering me commenting on my *cough* body. *cough*.


Yeah. For you guys under the age of 16, don't do that. :/



Yes. A simple "You look marvelous." will do. And have some manners. You're not a wolf and she's not your slave. Show some respect to women.

And if she's droning on a question you don't understand, don't think, "Oh God I'm dating a complete geek."


You should ask questions such as, "Interesting... Please explain more."


Or if you're a clueless idiot, keep smiling and nodding. But do try to make a convo or she'll be bored and dump you.


Girls... Oh how complicated.



Don't forget! On the date, buy some flowers or chocolates. Don't overdo it, like buying her a huge bouqet of roses. Buy her a medium or small bouqet decorated with cute kawaii flowers like, sakura blossom petals on white daisies and lavendar with tulips and roses.


Don't give her too many roses. Roses have a special meaning. :/. I won't say, but yeah. ._.

Ask her what her fave flower is though...


And don't waste about fifty bucks on a chocolate box. She'll think you're desperate, and a bit of a hardcore spender. Trust me. Girls aren't always wasting money. They know how to save 'em as well.



You're good to go. Just be nice. ._. And do!'t act like a jerk.





As for...


DRAMATIC MOMENTS?!  ... -churp-




Yeah. Guys can upset girls. A lot.


Don't just stand there acting stupid! SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FUTURE!!! or you'll end up like Forever Alone. Jerk.


Yeah. Buy her a bouqet of flowers, walk up to her front door, knock on it, then apologize for what you did. Mhmmm. Do it. Women can be sensitive depending on her type. 




If you didn't do it, or if it's a family problem, don't go, "I'M GUNNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THAT GUY."


Hell no. You're just scaring her with your socializing awkwardness.

Console her or reassure her. :/


Obviously.


Don't go, "Oh don't worry.. It'll be FINE. i know it!"


Duh. You're basically telling her that it's a small problem and that she'll get over it soon.


Well, Einstein. NO. It ain't. Balling your eyes out, not coming out of the house for weeks and moths aint "nothing".


 if you do that, congrats! You're #1 on the ****** list.




"... Don't worry. I'm here for you!"


Yeah. Good line. I'm sacrificing my edge just by saying that cheesy line. You better be happy, *****!


That's how you can reassure her. Hug her or something. Offer to take her to her favorite place and buy her something she likes or take her out to her favorite restaurant.


Mhmm. Thumbs up!





This is all for today. Te amo! And don't go complaining to me whetherif this failed or not. This isn't fullproof. Nothing really is. :/


If you do this and succeed, I applaud.


Kthnxbai. :3
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Why take relationship advice from an 11 year old?
 
-facedesk-


Are you blind? Last part please?


Have I told you to actually DO this? This is for reading. NOT REAL LIFE PRACTICE.

I'm bascially repeating myself over and over again. SMH.
 
Well excuse me.


It's not
my fault you couldn't read the last part where it said this wasn't for actual doing.
If you don't like the thread, sure take a pike!


:/. Last time to repeat myself. Not going to again.
 
Nait, SMH.


Have you not got the main point yet?

This THREAD IS NOT FOR PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY DO IT. Yeah readnnoprob. Doitit'syourchoicenotminecan'tstopyou. Ifithelpedyougiodjobwhocares.


Yeah. >_>

I'm not Aprhodite, I don't have a love potion.

That's obvious.


I'm repeating myself for like the fifth time? So yeah.

I don't know everything, and this wasn't fullproof.


 
No offense Chloe but u r too young to know about this I mean ur in sixth grade
But good job on the thread

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-Cuteness
 
Oh God.


Are you people half blinf? -facewall-


"NOT. FOR. USING."


Too young to know this stuff? True. True. But this wasn't for actually DOIIINGGG anyways. So no harm done. Nothing inappropriate was in here either.


Nait, hell ye I'm mad bro! Come at me!  Or get out.
 
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