Toe Touches

I like to wake up an hour early and stretch everyday, most days I’ll add in some planking or wall sits.

 

No. I'm pretty sure you were on Family Strokes with your uncle. He told you to close your eyes and hold your ankles while you bent over.

 

Sarcasm or?

 

You assume too much, just like how your dad assumed that there was no leak in the condom

 

Y'all reminding me of Back Bend - Spice rn

 

Bit of both

 

You wish, but your dad forgot to eat you out of your mom since he's used to swallowing anyways and eating creampies. You're a cu ck yourself. You're from a cu ckhold household.

 

ok that family reunion in prison thing was low key funny

 

Another mess

 

I can’t touch my toes because I got chubby but I like to suck females toes so that’s good

 

Congratulations.

 

I like to grab my pedi-egg and use it on random females' feet and collect their dead skin and make myself some delicious home made lasagna and use their feet skin shavings as parmesan cheese to top it off with