TheCatLady
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_-iWednesdayDonutLikeYou-_ said:
It only hurts humans
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Toe Touches
- Thread starter Wesday
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It only hurts humans
That's good, so everyone here can do it-SatoshiNakamoto- said:It only hurts humans_-iWednesdayDonutLikeYou-_ said:Does it hurt at all?MiniMinx said:I can grab both my feet and bring them across my shoulders.
Shall i get a saw and put you in a better shapeAnonymous said:I’m more flexible than I should be at my age vs how often I do not stay in good shape
Yes plz plastic surgeon Wednesday_-iWednesdayDonutLikeYou-_ said:Shall i get a saw and put you in a better shapeAnonymous said:I’m more flexible than I should be at my age vs how often I do not stay in good shape
GodTierOni
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Nah_-iWednesdayDonutLikeYou-_ said:Does it hurt at all?MiniMinx said:I can grab both my feet and bring them across my shoulders.
I mean there tension in my upper thigh muscles cuz all I do is sit and game but it’s all good
RoseyTerrapin
Member
I'm a busted hourglass but can be flexy when I wanna if that counts
_-iWednesdayDonutLikeYou-_ said:Yeah, you do ? so none of those implications i see you makingBigDaddySlowStroke said:This thread...
Well, I can't comment. I post more inappropriate content.
Men, if your woman can put both legs behind her head, don't one night her. Forget your condom at home on purpose too.
-SatoshiNakamoto- said:BigDaddySlowStroke said:This thread...
Well, I can't comment. I post more inappropriate content.
Your birth was inappropriate
Unfortunately for you, my birth was planned. It was a glorious day. The birds were chirping and the sun was shining as the wind blew a fresh breeze while I was conceived. The doctor though my pp was my umbilical cord, sir. You didn't know we are big as babies, did you?
GodTierOni
Well-Known Member
I was a prom night dumpster babyBigDaddySlowStroke said:-SatoshiNakamoto- said:BigDaddySlowStroke said:This thread...
Well, I can't comment. I post more inappropriate content.
Your birth was inappropriate
Unfortunately for you, my birth was planned. It was a glorious day. The birds were chirping and the sun was shining as the wind blew a fresh breeze while I was conceived. The doctor though my pp was my umbilical cord, sir. You didn't know we are big as babies, did you?
MiniMinx said:I was a prom night dumpster baby
It's okay, Satoshi was a test tube throwaway baby.
TheCatLady
Active Member
BigDaddySlowStroke said:-SatoshiNakamoto- said:BigDaddySlowStroke said:This thread...
Well, I can't comment. I post more inappropriate content.
Your birth was inappropriate
Unfortunately for you, my birth was planned. It was a glorious day. The birds were chirping and the sun was shining as the wind blew a fresh breeze while I was conceived. The doctor though my pp was my umbilical cord, sir. You didn't know we are big as babies, did you?
So a planned disaster. Welp thats inappropriate
So liek I wanted 2 be flexible a long tiem ago,so I went to Mexico and dis doctor that looked liek el chapo performed surgery on me to make me more flexible, now I have a scar on the kidney side of my body where da surgery was performed, and I think I'm more flexible than ever... I think... well I definitely feel different.
Go to Mexico, zats my tip.
Go to Mexico, zats my tip.
-SatoshiNakamoto- said:So a planned disaster. Welp thats inappropriate
A planned disaster is when you decide to look in the mirror.
A planned disaster is whenever you post.
A planned disaster is whenever you come out of your cave.
A planned disaster is whenever you think you matter or hold even a fraction of significance.
A planned disaster is when your dad didn't hit your mom in the stomach while she was pregnant with you.
Those are planned disasters.
TheCatLady
Active Member
BigDaddySlowStroke said:-SatoshiNakamoto- said:So a planned disaster. Welp thats inappropriate
A planned disaster is when you decide to look in the mirror.
A planned disaster is whenever you post.
A planned disaster is whenever you come out of your cave.
A planned disaster is whenever you think you matter or hold even a fraction of significance.
A planned disaster is when your dad didn't hit your mom in the stomach while she was pregnant with you.
Those are planned disasters.
Looks like your feelings got hurt
-SatoshiNakamoto- said:Looks like your feelings got hurt
Not at all. I just want to break another person. You people are so fragile. You're like 4 piece puzzles, easy to solve, put together and take apart. I'm waiting on this 30 day silence anyways cause of Gnome's hopeless attempt to stop me from helping the clowns embarrass themselves in pub. Eventually I'll get bored of you. You're not even remotely amusing... until you break
TheCatLady
Active Member
BigDaddySlowStroke said:-SatoshiNakamoto- said:Looks like your feelings got hurt
Not at all. I just want to break another person. You people are so fragile. You're like 4 piece puzzles, easy to solve, put together and take apart. I'm waiting on this 30 day silence anyways cause of Gnome's hopeless attempt to stop me from helping the clowns embarrass themselves in pub. Eventually I'll get bored of you. You're not even remotely amusing... until you break
Youre the weakest black guy ive seen
-SatoshiNakamoto- said:Youre the weakest black guy ive seen
Don't lie to yourself. You've never seen me. All you do is lie and diss females on the selfie thread hoping they reply to you, while you beat off to their pictures.
Your whole life is nothing, but a joke. You have no purpose, no worth, yet you try to put others down.
Let me guess, if I keep going, you'll rp shoot up forums.
AmethystNight
Well-Known Member
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