But seriously, 2 cents is way to little. I mean, even I TIP WAITERS 3 freakin' cents! You know how DAMN generous I am?! The amount of generosity in me is TOO DAMN HIGH! (Sarcasm too, for those who are too oblivious to notice.)
You should've said gift me a cola that says potatoes because im sure people caught on and just said potatoes...
It is the same for those of us who work in a bar. We are paid minimum wage, so we RELY on tips. Usually they are animals. Some give us tips... Others who have had food just leave a mess Ps: Potatos
Haha. I really can't wait to graduate college and get out of here. Serving makes you hate adults. Lol.
You should shank them it would solve everything minus the whole going to jail thing but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do Erm... Potatoes