Angel. I AM SOOO SORRY I JUST CRAPPED IN YOUR SHOE IT WAS JUST FALLING OUT AND I PANICKED AN YOUR SHOE WAS JUST LAYING THERE SO I JUST STARTED POOING AND I FILLED YOUR SHOE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING THE SHOE?!?!?
EW I THOUGHT IT WAS GEL TO MAKE THE LEATHER MORE SUPPLE.?? ARE YOU TELLING ME I STEPPED IN A PILE OF YOUR CRAP? EWWW CRIES
Not funny. They were BRAND NEW, PATENT LEATHER, DESIGNER, KNEE **** HIGH BOOTS AND I'VE BEEN SQUISHING AROUND IN IT. ALL! FUCKING! DAY!?