things that sound raunchy but aren't

If he did it that would have been more akward

 

Lmao yeabuddy 

 

Im turning on my tap. 

 

In nursery my teacher used to say 'come sit on my lap and talk about the first that pops up' 

 

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Our teacher said "It's gonna be hard to get it in" She talking about an exam coming up and talking about our brains...

And one dude said "That's what she said"

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Bump

 

So many innuendos at our school...

Classics include;

Miss, Can you help me?
Where in the cupboard?
Stop throwing that around the classroom!
We're going to watch a movie


Our teacher is a bit of a legend, He was talking in biology and everyone had "That's what she said" syndrome so he delicately said stuff to make their jokes. So many orgasm jokes 

 

Art teacher- the clay might look wet but it is actually getting hard you cant pick it up or it will break be careful with it....





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My brother once said "If its hard, ALWAYS go for it."

 

When he said that at first i thought he was gay lol AND I LOVE GAYS but not when its my brother

 

Conversation at hockey practice

Coach: Colleen you okay?
Me: yea I'm really tight though.
Coach: that's what she said
Friend: it's even funnier cuz it's true!
Me: *blush*

 

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