Nurses should not be performing these procedures on patients but I'll allow is Because Rosie is passionate about colons.
I am currently aware of your conditions daily and suggest a pillow placed firmly over your face for 5-10 minutes until the pain subsides.
You shouldn't. Most of my fellow colleagues are just in it because they have terrible hand writting and couldnt fill out other applications.
Leave cute notes in rosie's purse for her to find later when she is at work. Ideally they will have phrases such as "your ass looks good in those jeans today."