The Things They Say

I just get banned from my xbox and phoe and consoles

 

^ Id get beaten up by my consoles

 

Lol my mum would always say

Are you calling me a liar?

Or

If the wind changes your face will stay like that

 

They say if you want to write all the time write a book!

 

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Looked after myself for most of my life 
Never really talked to my parents and foster care really let me do whatever most of the time.

 

(_ ༠ོ ་ ༠ོ_) Give this man a cookie ?

 

Mum: "go sit on the naughty step" 

 

my mom always says "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" then i'd try to explain myself and then she'd be like "dO NOT TALK BACK TO ME" like jfc woman make up ur mind u asked me a question and i was answering it.

while my dad would just shake his head and not talk to me while he's pissed, sometimes he'd say he's disappointed in me lmao

but in all honesty i find it hilarious.

 

"Go to your room" but I was ready in my room ?

 

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Dad: "Get your (poo) together or you will end up on the street. I'm not gonna help you til I see you about to break."


Mom: "I gave birth to you, so you need to give me more money."

 

My mum would take the littlest things like getting a below average mark in school or showing attitude and she'd take it to a whole new level saying, "Is this how you want to live your life? This is how prostitutes are developed, do you want to be a prostitute? Or a garbage man? Our family has been through a lot to be where we are now, and here you are acting like a peasant."

All I'd reply with is: Are you going to tell dad? ?

Cause my dad would go straight to the beating.

 

It starts with, why so careless and stuff and ends with mom dropping tears saying it's her fault she didn't raised me the right wayand I have to take her shopping or some nice place

 

Earlier today I was eating a bag of Lays and my mom came in and was like
" Why in the world do you always have a bag of chips in your hand? I swear every time I see you there's almost always something you're eating! You're lucky you haven't turned into a goddamn potato, Stacy. Now get your ass off the couch and do the dishes! "


I think she's on her period ?

 

My mom would say shut up I don't want to hear your back talk then she would ask a question I wouldn't answer then she would say you answer me when I'm talking to you I'd say But you told me to shut up. Then the belt would be taken out and I got whipped for being a smartazz

 

LMFAOOOOOO truth.

 

Omg story of my life! LOLOL tripping coating and you won't feel a thing.
Then I would pull fake painful faces after each beat
Whips sandals flip flops belt you name it

My parents would literally chuck anything within reach if I spoke back to him
It's funny now that I'm older I still have these memories

 

My pa did the same thing. Spatulas, soda cans, toys, his boot, etc. Luckily his aim sucked 

 

Mom kicks my sister out and then calls her an hour later begging her to come home

 

Oops I was suppose to say triple coating not tripping.

Dude you're so lucky my dads aim was always on point! hahahaha