Logan: *walks into danzo's office* WHY CAN'T I BE A NORMAL BOY?!? Danzo: Because, you are secretly... A demon... Logan: WHAT?!? Danzo: Nothing... Logan: I just want my god damn leaf to do something! Danzo: I had the same problem... Stick your hand in this bucket of goop. Logan: .-. This better not relate to ben and jerry's... *sticks hand in goop* Danzo: Now, in a few seconds this goop will probably- *Goop starts glowing* Danzo: Start doing crazy shit like that... This is either a new type of energy, or the leafs were old. *Goop hardens* Danzo's thoughts: Damn, if it cracks, it'll be exactly what mine did. And if that's the case he could have god-like powers if I train him correctly, unlike me who had to figure it by himself... *Goops cracks* Danzo: HELL YES! Logan: What? Danzo: You have the same energy type as me! Haha! You'll be a badass! Logan: Umm, so which class will I go to? Danzo: I'll be privately teaching you. This energy is a pain in the ass to handle, but you'll be whooping asses and taking names at the end! Logan: Sweet! > Danzo: *sighs* Well, i'm glad I let you enroll :lol: Logan: So- Danzo: Don't ask questions! It's time to train and blow shit up! Logan: Fine! Danzo: Well, it's lunch now. So go eat and stuff. Logan: Okay... *Logan enters cafeteria* PHANT: Hey new guy! Sit with us! Logan: New guy has a name. PHANT: Ok stephano. Logan: It's Logan dammit! L-O-G-A-N! PHANT: Well, my name is PHANT. This is my good friend casp, that's nina, buddy is across from me, azzy is to the right of casper. Any questions? Logan: Who is that guy over there? PHANT: That's mike, he's crazy. Logan: Mike, get yo' ass over here! Mike: Hahahahaha... Sure... Hahahahaha... Logan: So, this is pretty small school huh? PHANT: No, we're just the only characters the author cares about Mike: Has anyone heard about the guy who escaped from the prison? Casp: No, who is it? Mike: I forgot his name, it was odd though... PHANT: Mr. Chair? Mike: THAT'S HIM! Anyways, he is the son of the worst villain ever, Zim. PHANT: Oh god! My grandfather was killed because of him! That bastard... Buddy: Well, my friend's (vice) grandpa was The Skeleton. And lemme tell ya, The Skeleton said that Zim was one hell of a demon. When The Skeleton used his power to almost kill The CPTWells, he said that "Zim's power made me almost throw up, it was cruel, and it also made my lung turn green." Logan: I think my grandpa is CPTWells, because we both have the same last name, but I wouldn't know, my Dad died an hour after I was born. Casp: My grandma was very good friends with PHANT (older one), she cried for days that he died. I feel so sad now... Azzy: My grandma was one hell of a dancer! Even in her old age! But sadly she died a month ago... I will have the dance moves, it's fate. --- >.> Was that enough detail? Hmm? For the fan fic section, you probably won't get the whole grandpa/grandma thing. Keep it snazzy guys! I'll try to do a chapter a day. TRY.