New Character: Ryan: -Mike and Mr Chair's journey to hell- Mr Chair: Ok, i'm not the magical-heal-slapper kandy, but I can heal you somewhat. *hand glows orange* brofist! Mike: ... *brofists mr chair* *mike is healed signifigantly* TO NARNIA! I mean... TO HELL!! Mr Chair: *grabs big key* *stabs key into the ground, turns key* (***Note: like a lock. Herpityderpity.) *Big portal opens up* Mr Chair and Mike: TO HELL! *They arrive at hell* Mr Chair: Just as the rumors say... Fire lit everywhere... Lemme test a rumor... *pours cup of water over a bit of fire* *Fire goes away* *Fire blasts up at about 8 foot, and cotinues at that height* Mr Chair: Damn... This "fire" is Satin's energy... Mike: This'll be one helluva upgrade. Mr Chair: Yeah... I'm posting this on blargtube. Mike: blartube? Mr Chair: A video site. Mike: sweet... Let's freak out those dumb humans Mr Chair: Hey dumbass, you're a human also... Mike: ... Not for long... *Mike and Mr Chair walk around for a bit* *Satin appears sitting on a throne* satin: you mortals don't deserve to see what I look like. I will- *Mike puts satin in an illsuion* *Mike's illusion:* *Thosands of clones of mike appear* *The clones charge at satin* *Reality:* Mike: *Walks up to Satin* *Sticks his demon arm right through satin's chest* *turns off illusion* Satin: Son of a bitch... *turns to red energy* Mike: *absorbs Satin's energy* ........ Mike: Guuuuuuurrrraaaaaaaahhhhh! *Stomps the ground* *A black kantana appears in his hand* *walks off* *A trail of fire appears wherever mike walks* Mr Chair: uhh, mike? Mike: *Demon lips go back to normal lips* Yes? Mr Chair: Where are you going? Mike: To take over Curacao Blue. After that I plan on experimenting on humans. Making a perfect world. Mr Chair: ok... I'll help you. Mike: I know that. *swings sword* *portal to The Other opens* let's go! *Mike and Mr Chair arrive, and head to curacao* Mike: I am going to take over curacao, all that oppose, say I. Ryan: I *Ryan's body turns into a skeleton* Mike: anyone else? ... No? Well then... --- Oh daaannnggg!!! Mike's picture will be updated in the next update. Keep it snazzy bros and gals!
You could be bitten by a radioactive spider, and you gain super-slaps that give people powers beyonh belief.