The Person Below Me...

Im not in fact I am a "sir"

The person below me will respect my authority

 

neveer

The person below me sings im to sexy for my shirt while stripping

 

I am too sexy for my shirt the buttons be popping

((())) wiggle wiggle wiggle


The person below me is to be tied up in a chair in my basement and sit quiet while I lick their face seductively.

 

i guess thats me

the person below me will save me from her

 

Nah ill grab the popcorn and watch you suffer thru it

The person below me will like to share popcorn with me

 

Sure why not

The person below me woke up wit morning wood

 

me. probably explains todays torture

the person below me is not who they say they are

 

Correct im not a princess im a southern bell lmao jk

The person below me has a bed wetting issue

 

not at all

person below me is cheating on there spouse

 

Oh but I am and your face... It's so funny.


The person below me will make me a sammich and hail the almighty power of my tongue, and it's magical licking skills 

 

Wow I type slow that last one was for zed

 



 

^ he totally enjoyed it, and owes me a sammich

 

screw you man

my sammich

 

I wanna sammich

The person below will make me a sammich

 

Hell naw

Person below me.would make me some lunch

 

No no

The person below me likes cheese

 

mmeeeee

the person below me wants my babies

 

Me

 

Person below me is hot!!!