He said he likes brunettes and blondes and then he turned to me and he was like "not redheads, sorry Hannah" and he laughed and I did too but on the inside I was like "DEATH" I sent this to the wrong person and thought I was being hilarious so I just copied it and sent it to the right person ?
Oh I know ? He's like my best friend too so it's even more awkward But he just doesn't know that I'm like casually in love with him...
If you would stand infront of a bullet for your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, best friend, family, or someone you love read this. Tonight ur love will call or ask you something special but if you break this chain you will be punished & lose someone you love. Send this to 10 people you wouldnt want to see hurt. "
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view me and select the nicest light You wouldn’t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap Tapping through my mind at night The same stupid tape loop of old sitcom dialogue And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school Filed carefully on rice paper My heart is a colored pencil But my brain is an eraser I don’t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue Truth be told I’m unlikely to hold you down Cause my soul is a crowded subway train And people keep deciding to get on the next one that rolls through town I’m joining a false movement in San Francisco I’m frowning and hunched over in Boston I’m smiling in Los Angeles like I’ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth And I’m celebrating on weekends Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet And I have the audacity to think I matter I know it’s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative Because I’ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow / I’ve got A blunt wrap filled with compliments and I’m burnin it You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls since I was hecka small We’re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls My mother is an 8 year old girl My grandson is a 74 year old retiree whose kidneys just failed And that’s the glue between me and you That’s the screws and nails We live in a house made of each other And if that sounds strange that’s because it is Someone please freeze time so I can run around turning everyone’s pockets inside out And remember, you didn’t see shit
IM GOING TO D I E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
Hey girlies! Are we still on for tomorrow? I ended up spending the remaining cash from the scratch ticket lol..... for a bottle of cheap wine! Rob saw. He's not impressed haha says I should upgrade or he will haha jk
No, silly KC. I don't have balls, but hopefully if my surgery goes well next week I'll have a big pair of balls soon.