The Myth, The Legend...

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  1. Chuck Norris's beard hides another fist.

    All Hail The Norris!
     
    #41 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 15, 2014
  2. Indeed
     
    #42 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 15, 2014
  3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris' tears can cure any known cancer. Sadly, he never cries.

    Prior to God decreeing there could be light, He asked Chuck Norris for permission.

    There was a river in Texas named after Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, it had to be renamed. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
     
    #43 __-Bravo-__, Apr 15, 2014
  4. So chuck Norris's tears can't cure any unknown cancer? Dang man..
     
    #44 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Apr 15, 2014
  5. Chuck Norris played PIMD for an hour .........and Mulva became #2
     
    #45 -AmandaKay-, Apr 15, 2014
  6. Nice^
     
    #46 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 15, 2014
  7. LMFAO amanda nice one
     
    #47 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 15, 2014
  8. Chuck Norris doesn't play pimd. He owns ata and everyone in the top 2,000 are his alts.
     
    #48 -D_G-Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure-, Apr 15, 2014
  9. When chucks daughter lost her virginity, he went out and got it back
     
    #49 iEx, Apr 15, 2014
  10. Lmfao^^
     
    #50 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 15, 2014
  11. Chuck Norris is so awesome
    They place his pee in bottles.
    Thus Mountain Dew.
     
    #51 -China_Doll-, Apr 15, 2014
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    #52 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 15, 2014





  13. The other night i was Seducing my wife and all of a sudden shes yelling oh yes chuck!!


    I didnt complain cause i know chuck norris is the better man
     
    #53 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 15, 2014
  14. Lmfao!!! Jort!! That was hilarious
     
    #54 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 16, 2014
  15. This thread must always be bumped

    Hail chuck
     
    #55 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 16, 2014
  16. God can walk on water....


    Chuck Norris can swim on land.
     
    #56 -D_Impact-BAMF, Apr 16, 2014
  17. With each bump Chuck Norris Beard grows...MORE POWERFUL!
     
    #57 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 16, 2014
  18. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
    When electricity was invented, Chuck Norris was at home watching tv
    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
    The original title of alien vs predator was actually alien and predator vs Chuck Norris (it was cancelled because nobody will pay to watch a film 14 seconds long)
    Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded
    Magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

    Ok im done :D
     
    #58 -G_Gussy_G-, Apr 16, 2014
  19. Chuck Norris once busted a nut..........


    .......we call it the Big Bang.
     
    #59 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 16, 2014
  20. Chuck Norris......BUMP
     
    #60 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 17, 2014
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