The Myth, The Legend...

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  1. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn...

    He stares at it and dares it to grow
     
    #21 RS_Canuckedyou, Apr 11, 2014
  2. Lmfao ️️️ it
     
    #22 Whiite_Tiiger, Apr 11, 2014
  3. Correction, you're thinking of -_A_-Justin 

    Theses are his facts not Chuck Norris 
     
    #23 Vice, Apr 11, 2014
  4. Chuck norris won idols using sign language
     
    #24 iKevinTheTimeTraveller, Apr 11, 2014
  5. Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight, loser has to wear his underwear over his pants.


    **** YEAH CHUCK NORRIS.
     
    #25 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Apr 11, 2014
  6. Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar....it exploded out of pure awesomeness.

    All Hail Chuck Norris
     
    #26 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 12, 2014
  7. VBUMP...In the name of CHUCK NORRIS
     
    #27 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 13, 2014
  8. My pussy is so Chuck Norris right now ?
     
    #28 FrozenSnow, Apr 13, 2014
  9. Once. Chuck Norris gave birth to a baby.


































    That's it.
     
    #29 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Apr 13, 2014
  10. Lmfao kaname
     
    #30 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 14, 2014
  11. You know the only reason chuck norris is still alive :?





    Its cause hes afraid of bruce lee
     
    #31 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 14, 2014
  12. Chuck norris once took a piss in the gas tank of a semi truck,








    and thus optimus prime was born
     
    #32 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 14, 2014
  13. Chuck norris has a pitbull and a german shepherd













    they are to protect people from chuck norris
     
    #33 PIMD_Jortdzy, Apr 14, 2014
  14. Yeah chuck Norris is cool. But he couldn't do crap against Bruce Lee though enough said
     
    #34 IDaddyEatHerLuckyCharms, Apr 14, 2014
  15. Lmfao jort... but no, u are wrong about bruce lee...why u think he is dead..

    Lol
     
    #35 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 14, 2014
  16. love this
     
    #36 00_SpitFire, Apr 14, 2014
  17. Chuck Norris created the Platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.

    Chuck Norris Can turn an Apple into Apple sauce by staring at it

    When in high school Chuck Norris called the principal into his office

    James bond license to kill was approved by Chuck norris
     
    #37 -_A_-1NF4M0U5-Mr_KIKO, Apr 14, 2014
  18. One of my favorites..

    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
     
    #38 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 14, 2014
  19. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    #39 AlbinoSchizoidBlackSheep, Apr 14, 2014
  20. Chuck norris has a bear rug in his office





    The bear is not dead,its just to scared to move


    Chuck norris once won a game of connect four





    In three moves.
     
    #40 pimd-jortdzy, Apr 14, 2014
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