But on a more serious (but still fucking stupid) note, if it were a movie of me it'd be one of those typical dramatic asian movies. With high comedy. But still dramatic as fuck. Anyone would be cast as me, lmao. BECAUSEALLASINSLOOKTHESAME(jknohopefullygah) And then probably some hipster asshole douchebag to play as a hipster asshole douchebag. And then it'd be an adventerous movie where that Asian girl throws a soda can at that hipster's head and runs away from home into a life of living off the streets with countless boxes of chinese takeout and then finding a random stray dog and then start a loyal but brief companionship and in the end dies from a gajillion billion wounds and has the end feature the dog walking around with the hipster man's scarf BECAUSE FUCK YOU NO PUNCTUATION MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH. Eh. Isn't my life, but fuck it. Media shenanigans. If the audience likes it then validity doesn't mean jackshit.
Me-Andrew Garfield Friend/love interest-Zooey Deschanel Sterotypical over protective mother-Sigourney Weaver Genre: Comedy drama It'd be set in the 1960's on a British council estate. With a young man getting ready to leave home and make his descent into adult life. Whilst trying to pursue his dreams of becoming am actor and trying to become more than just friends with his closest friend.
Me : Jimmy Neutron Grandmother Azarah : Betty White Grandfather Deviants : Morgan Freeman We travel the world looking for clues hidden in mysterious places by Captain Jack Sparrow. We are being followed and stalked by flying monkeys and evil unicorns as they try to kill and eat us Then everyone gets killed by Doodle Bob
Title: Forever Alone 2 hours of me doing absolutely nothing. AND THEN THE SUN HITS THE EARTH AND WE ALL DIE