1- Elephantisis 2- Pneumonia 3- Gastronomy 4- Astronomy 5- Fatstronomy 6- Tapir 7- Spitter 8- Humpback 9- Camel 10- Floccinaucinihilipilification
rhyme sayer/... your highness elected Rap God like the mayor/ Banter king... that will make you the seem like the donkey of the day... Later.../ Is it God’s plan... for me to go drake and dabonthemhaters ?/ Mask off for my creator Does my avatar make me gey ? Or a player?/ Your assumptions, rejected When you guys ask ... I’ll reply bye Faster than lesbians.../ You act hella fake hope you get paid for that... Like thespians/ Don’t like what I write... Tough... Take a hike... Like pedestrians/ You díckriders can go on ahead And saddle up like equestrians.../ I’m from dark place/ Where children’s tear drops damp en their faces/ And... slimeballs tell me to lighten up After they make jokes that are racist/ ... This world stole my soul... now it’s upset ego ‘s what it’s replaced with/ ...intercourse isn’t possible What we have here is failure in communication/ A budget justified by purchased votes and market manipulating/ Floccinaucinihilipilification The children’s lives flooded with bs And education just ...evaporating/ I’m exasperated by the farrago of lies and misleading statistics masquerading/ As fact... So much I could pledge allegiance To anarchy nation Not even exaggeratin... All the faking in politics... stretch the truth so much I’m flabbergasted By the elastic/ Scandalous tactics a fashion Deeply woven I lack attraction to the fabrics... I’m past it/ We need leaders that can unite us like Leonidas.... 300 going strong/ with balls the size of a small guy with ELEPHANTIASIS ...Napoleon Don Corleone/ ... But the systems sickness rivals Pneumonia / Social media making all these young People just a clone of... It’s sad when it’s cool to tell someone To drink bleach or ammonia/ Or better yet sit... in a room with both As they mix... And just get a whiff... Of the aroma/ But thats just food for thought... I cook up these rhymes... ...Gastronomy / To interact with you just enough to satisfy my curiosity/ until my introverted nature takes over And I just need space like Astronomy / Made up my mind to be the man I want to be means big shoes to fill... Fatstronomy / And before I fade like a taper I hope to become an educator/ And save some of the minds The media would love to swallow As they vegetate like a Tapir / But I’m just an ill Spitter who puts truth in the air Support DACA in office (N OFF ICE) Trying to put this paper together... like a stapler/ Got a smoking hot girl That stays lit like burning candles/ that can’t keep up.... Like gravity Or long sprints in sandals/ What I do in half a week... creatively she barely handles/ So I only rely on her for the Humpback like a Camel / And I apologize that I sound so Self righteous when I ramble but... To show her that I’m only human too I’ll use those faults of my own as an example./