-AC-blockey-
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Ok ok I'm overreacting. My bad. I enjoy sports though
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- Thread starter Mr-Turtle
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I enjoy them too but think about the essence o the games.
Soccer: ball, foot, box
Football: ball, throw or run, past a line
Baseball: ball, bat, as far away as possible
Tennis: I hit ball, you hit ball, repeat
Racquetball: ball to wall, repeat
Basketball: (this one is my favorite. You must say it in a sort of inbred redneck voice.) "I can throw a circle through a circle!"
You want a real sport?
NASCAR. Lol.
Soccer: ball, foot, box
Football: ball, throw or run, past a line
Baseball: ball, bat, as far away as possible
Tennis: I hit ball, you hit ball, repeat
Racquetball: ball to wall, repeat
Basketball: (this one is my favorite. You must say it in a sort of inbred redneck voice.) "I can throw a circle through a circle!"
You want a real sport?
NASCAR. Lol.
-AC-blockey-
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NASCAR stands for non athletic sports centered around rednecks
-AC-blockey-
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But in NASCAR, it's metal on wheels that are circular, driving in a circle
Goldialocks
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Fucking noobs.
When a new world war occurs, we're all going to fucking die.
Humanity is stuck wallowing in its own pathetic filth, not to mention, it's losing its way. Corruption is a common thing and God damn, don't get me started on communism. Due to the over population of China, our close minded governers think it's the only solution. You wanna change their way of living, go ahead. Just don't declare war. We're already messed up enough as it is.
13 year olds are getting pregnant, 12 year olds don't know what equity means. I'd be damned if this changed in only a short amount of time.
By the time android's beat, our heads will be shoved up our own ass and the ozone layer will be no more. Don't get me fucking started on our basic needs, I can already imagine a corrupted God forsaken society ripping off each others' flesh just for food, water and oil.
Face it. We're going to turn into Mario trying to save the Earth plunging into darkness.
And don't judge me. My opinions on life are dark because I'm a friggin' misanthrope.
When a new world war occurs, we're all going to fucking die.
Humanity is stuck wallowing in its own pathetic filth, not to mention, it's losing its way. Corruption is a common thing and God damn, don't get me started on communism. Due to the over population of China, our close minded governers think it's the only solution. You wanna change their way of living, go ahead. Just don't declare war. We're already messed up enough as it is.
13 year olds are getting pregnant, 12 year olds don't know what equity means. I'd be damned if this changed in only a short amount of time.
By the time android's beat, our heads will be shoved up our own ass and the ozone layer will be no more. Don't get me fucking started on our basic needs, I can already imagine a corrupted God forsaken society ripping off each others' flesh just for food, water and oil.
Face it. We're going to turn into Mario trying to save the Earth plunging into darkness.
And don't judge me. My opinions on life are dark because I'm a friggin' misanthrope.
DoryRENAMED
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First of all, NASCAR's amazing. Second, sports create a national pride. Yeah! And why did nobody mention track and field? Crazy people.
-AC-blockey-
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I think it should start to get better for a little while. Global warming won't make a huge different for a while but it's definitely there. :/
Goldialocks
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Meh. I'm just a bit too opinionated. Feel free to retort.
Goldialocks
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Global warming's going to kill our polar bears and melt all of Antartica.
Then the lands will most likely flood, and we'll have to sit on rooftops and spy for anybody floating around.
Face it. Death has a trump card. We can't escape almost a thousand things that's ready to plunge us in iternal darkness.
Then the lands will most likely flood, and we'll have to sit on rooftops and spy for anybody floating around.
Face it. Death has a trump card. We can't escape almost a thousand things that's ready to plunge us in iternal darkness.
Goldialocks
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*eternal