The Earth is Flat

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Dizzy-Sydney-19478, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Do me a favor, Hun. Rephrase all of that. In short, summarizing sentences. Would you mind being a dear and doing that? Because I honestly just sat down for hours working, and I can't read all that. It'd be greatly appreciated.


    Cally Walley. I've told you before. Magellan couldn't keep his eyes off me. But that doesn't mean I want to tell the world about it.
     
  2. Read the thing copy pasted? How about you read the encyclopedia about the Earth, and we'll compare
     
  3. Grandmother's eyes would have burnt out reading all that.

    Magellan was a naughty sailor, wasn't he grandmother?
     
  4. They would have. And I need to keep my eyes for younger, more...ahem.


    He was. Damn man.
     
  5. Kingcal, you are off topic. Leave.
     
  6. Holy cow..
    So the crew killed Megellan, recovered his personal diary, wrote the world was round.. Because they wanted to cover up mutiny of a sea captain?

    And you were there to verify that every history textbook in classrooms are false.. Every, single, textbook.


    Science
    History
    Social studies
    Math
    Geography
     
  7. Sir, dearest, would you mind summarizing that?
     
  8. If the world was flat, wouldn't our oceans have no water? It would have fallen off the sides by now.

    Grandmother, this man has more holes in his theory than Magellan's boat after you got your revenge.
     
  9. Kingcal, I asked you to leave.
     
  10. Oh, so you were there to verify that the situation is completely true in your mind, and it wasn't misconstrued by weird conspiracy theorists?

    That's so cool.
    You must be like ancient then.
     
  11. Does this mean all the planets are flat too? 
    Why did they lie to us? 
    Why go to school if they're not teaching us the right things? 


    PS: I think the Earth is round 
     
  12. I have verified with witnesses ancestors, and The Pentagon.
     
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    Ahem. The first lesson of physics is that everything you learn is a lie. You know that, right, dear?
     
  14. I am the enlightened one. Children, please settle.
     
  15. *facepalm* this is one of the stupidest troll threads I have ever read. *facedesk*
     
  16. Blocky was also asked to leave.
     
  17. You spoke with the witnesses, your ancestors and the pentagon..

    Man, I wish I spoke with my ancestors. They must know some cool stuff too.

    The pentagon? Yep, they sure know a lot. You know according to other conspiracy theorists, the pentagon technically flew a plane into itself, so theoretically, the pentagon might not be a trustworthy sense of citation when it comes to conspiracies..

    And witnesses?
    Who did you verify this with?
    The pope isn't even that old.
     
  18. Actually, blockey was mentioned. He therefore has every right to come back.