The best pick-up line ever!

Guy: How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. xD

 

Awesome 

 

How bout, I heard you v***** is a Hocrux, I'm afraid I have to destroy it. 



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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

 

Guy: What has a 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

Girl: Idk what?

Guy: My zipper

 

say I spell hop. say nice.

 

You remind me of my big toe, cause I see me banging you on all the furniture in my house.
 any good?

 

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines anyone?

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

 

Your as sweet as 3.14(pie)

Nerd pick up line 

 

My magic watch tells me your underwear is off, is it right? No? Oh, then it must be an hour fast 

 

Plumbers are Red, Hedgehogs are Blue, now take a controller, and be my Player 2

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  that 

 

Pokemon Time!

If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz

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Nice legs, what time do they open?

bored..

 

They say girls are like Pokemon, you need balls to catch them. If I had 6 Pokeballs, how many would it take to capture your heart? 

 

Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I were your derivative do I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

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