The best pick-up line ever!

[*SashaRoseIsASexxiiBeast (01)]

Guy: How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. xD

 

[IYP-ToxiiC_PhanTom]

Awesome 

 

[Cookies-has-quit]

Oh dear 

 

[Renamed030114]

How bout, I heard you v***** is a Hocrux, I'm afraid I have to destroy it. 





 

[MrsG-I-Joe]

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

 

[Game0ver]

 

[_Macadoodles_]

Guy: What has a 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

Girl: Idk what?

Guy: My zipper

 

[*millysilly (01)]

say I spell hop. say nice.

 

[-Elite_Jimb0slice-]

You remind me of my big toe, cause I see me banging you on all the furniture in my house.
 any good?

 

[renamed7873]

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines anyone?

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

 

[*KellyLovesAM (01)]

Your as sweet as 3.14(pie)

Nerd pick up line 

 

[*Jacob1125 (01)]

My magic watch tells me your underwear is off, is it right? No? Oh, then it must be an hour fast 

 

[Cookies-has-quit]

Let me take a pikachu and jiggle your puff 

 

[TheKrazyGamer]

Plumbers are Red, Hedgehogs are Blue, now take a controller, and be my Player 2



 

[Renamed030114]

  that 

 

[renamed7873]

Pokemon Time!

If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz



 

[IndiStarr]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

bored..

 

[TheKrazyGamer]

They say girls are like Pokemon, you need balls to catch them. If I had 6 Pokeballs, how many would it take to capture your heart? 

 

[Amanda-Please]

Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I were your derivative do I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

[Amanda-Please]

*so