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Tell her door is to your left

 

Tell him he needs to leave

 

Ask her if it's blood or that time of the month

 

Smoking isn't good for you. You need to see a doctor about that

 

That's a lollipop though

Ask him if he can do a British accent

 

Wonder what I could have done in a past life to have James Franco grace me with his presence lol

 

Call 911 cause there's a villain on da loose.

 

Not sure if i should invite her to bed or to the prom..

 

Would steal his blankets

 

Would steal his books

 

Steal his title of prince

 

I'll get too excited and tell him the history why blue is my favorite color even though he doesn't wanna hear it

 

Tell her I actually went through with it

 

If i didnt pee my pants because i thought she would kill me...id offer her a shower..blood in the hair isnt a good look

 

Id tell him gimmie the blanket

 

I'd ask, who the hell did you kill? And are you going to kill me?

 

Shaggy is more my type.. ?

 

I don't like girls on their period

 

I'd tell her to beat my ex up with her smexy bod and hot stare.

 

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