The ''and'' game

I got surgery on my tongue and

 

It failed and

 

I Went to buy a Kitten and

 

It clawed my face to death and

 

I went to Heaven Forever no matter what I tried I couldn't be alive again I won't be able to live EVER
AND
THE END

 

I tripped god off of a cloud and

 

I pokes Steven and

 

Poked* I hate AC :|

 

I poke pear back and

 

I start bleeding horribly and

 

Punched him in the face and...

 

Faint while i was running away and

 

Fainted*

 

Fall down an endless flight of stairs called a escalator and

 

Somehow managed to come out unharmed, with a rip in my pants as the only scratch, and

 

Then i realized that my hair was on fire and

 

I run around with my hair shriveling and

 

I got shot I the knee with a arrow and

 

Bleed, and

 

Run in the middle of a football game and