The amazing randomness of my mind

I'm bored so here r some things I have seen. Hope there funny.

'dude I was not drunk'

'dude u stood in front of my fire place and shouted diagonally!'


'dude I was not drunk'

'dude u stood in front of an old guy with a white beard and shouted Dumbledore ur back!!'


'u r there when I'm sad when I'm happy when I'm angry or annoyed. ........................................ Thank u fridge'
 
I apologize for thy absence I was in Pittsburgh for my nephews birthday. He's three. And gave me an idea.

Acts by toddlers: Inspired by Nicholas F. A very .... Grown up three year old and Claire, a family friend whose about five
 it's cute when Nick takes my bra and walks around in it
 he gets to take naps
 Nick ate my cereal... Every freaking morning last summer. And guess what? It was "cute"
 He uses his chubby cheeks and little kid humor to get what he wants. (I trained him well)

 If your reading this chances are your over ten, Claire, she can still kick your ass
 Claire uses her cuteness for evil and draws people towards her before devouring them.... Damn she should've trained me
 Claire is the most amazing kid in the world. The. End. No. Arguing.
 I treat Claire like my daughter so she will continue to give me part of her cookie, call my brother Cupcake, and not kill me.

Feel free to discribe a toddler or someone who acts like a toddler below this post.
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