The 3 Types of People

Nothing is worse than a sizeist 

 

Actually not true... Only a sizeophobic is worse... 

 

If you and I are ever in a cage match I'd sit on top of you 

 

I assure you 

 

I'd sit on top of you and give you a wedgy 

 

what if the cage was really short?
(I'm sizist too?)

 

No... Cuz you're giving the size importance 

 

DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP

 

I'm a non-conformist, what if I'm all three 

What then?

Am I doooomed?

Are my unborn children doooooooooomed?

Can I still have cake?

 

Lemme guess: I'm an average? 

 

Dumb perv here 

 

Did anyone notice the typos the supposed categorist made? Guess you're in the middle section OP

It's a potluck party, so don't forget to bring snacks!

 

:|

Sasuke, I don't want to be an ass, but I don't see how you've got the right to categorize people. I agree with you on a few parts, but not all.

Besides, you haven't been here long enough to actually know who the people are, so you can't actually say 'BOOP YOU'RE STUPID/SMART' and categorize them.

Eh. Oh well.

 

Average 

 

... Humm I think I need an odd category 

 

You forgot more categories 

Besides tall and short, like Monazita said, you forgot old and young!

You're a agephobic 