That moment when you get a stale green on a stop light. (Stale Green=Green light but then at the last second it turns red so you have to stop. (While in a car)
That moment when your professor says to partner up and you and your BFF look at each other like "......"
that moment when you have your earphones on and you sing real loud and someone hears you(offpitch too)
That moment u wakes up and passed gas forgetting u spent the night over a frends house lmfao (morning fart)
That moment when you shout, 'Mommy!' and the lady turns around and say, "I'm not your mommy. I'm a man. **** you."