That feeling when...

Tsk tsk tsk tsk

Buy her some new sockz
Respect WAmen

 

OR....

When you get that feeling that you have to take a píss (píss is censored? Tf)... and it's very subtle.... you hardly feel it.... few minutes go by and you forget about it..... and the moment you get close to the restroom, IT INTENSIFIES THOUSANDS OF TIMES TO WHERE YOU'RE ALMOST PISSING YOURSELF

 

no I passed by the toilet, it intensified, and I used the toilet lol.

 

Foot fetish much?

 

... When you step on poop ??

 

When someone chews like a cow and all you hear is them slapping their chops.

Honestly want to smack these people

 

when you're playing on a high stakes table, you get a K and a 9 as hole cards, the flop is K 9 9, the other guy goes all in and you call only to find the other guy has pocket K's

 

Why are you back... ^

 

When I finally find the most comfortable position in my bed...the one that I'm scared to move a little because I might not get it again... And suddenly I get the urge to pee.

 

And then did you pee yourself?

 

That feeling when you finally can push out that really big crap that you’ve been holding in. But then it’s such an intense crap that you have to like put your phone down, while on the John, and just cOnsEntRaTe on it.

A lil groteque but very relatable for myself.?

 

Relatable af, sometimes even causes you to give up on that crap and save it for another day

 

for you

 

^ so cute

 

LOL don’t save it for another day, that’s pretty unhealthy. But when you can’t get the big crap out and you don’t wanna spend an extended amount of time on the toilet so you just leave in agony. Then when you’re walking, it feels like someone shoved a boulder up ur ass and just left it there.

Ok sorry, this is getting a little too detailed but it had to be said.?